Is Anything Worse Than a Man-Bun?

Let me state this as clearly as I can: “I hate man-buns.”  If you aren’t sure what a man-bun is, you are either wonderfully blessed or you haven’t been paying much attention at the mall.  Man-buns are those stupid little ponytails that some men apparently think are attractive.  Are my true feelings showing through?  Men’s hair styles had pretty much remained unchanged from George Washington until the Beatles showed up and the man-bun is NOT a good step in the evolution of hair style, in my opinion. 

What about hair styles back in Bible times?  Did Jesus had long hair?  Probably not, in spite of what you’ve seen portrayed.  He probably didn’t have blue eyes either, but that’s another story.  But there WERE those in the pages of Scripture who definitely DID have long hair.  Three are specifically mentioned in the Bible – Samson the Strongman, Samuel the Prophet, and John the Baptist.  Who were these long-haired standouts?  They were known in their day as Nazarites (not to be confused with Nazarenes like Jesus, who lived in Nazareth). 

Just who were these Nazarites and why did they have long hair?  To become a Nazarite, a person had to pledge to be holy to God – consecrated and separated from normal people.  As a sign of that pledge, the Nazarite was committed to three things (you can see Numbers 6:1-21 for details):

·      Never cut their hair

·      Never be around a dead body, even close family 

·      Never drink wine or consume anything made from grapes

Now does that seem an odd list of things to show one’s commitment and dedication to God?  Why did God choose THOSE things out of all the ways He could have identified Nazarites?  I have some ideas:

By not cutting his hair, a man would definitely stand out.  In fact, long hair on a man was considered inappropriate in Bible times: “Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him?”  (1 Corinthians 11:14)  Long hair on the Nazarite would say to the world, “I don’t care what you think about me, because being acceptable to God is more important than being loved by the world.”  Jesus taught His disciples that to be rejected by the world shows us we belong to God: “…because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you.”  (John 15:19)

Why would a Nazarite avoid wine?  That one’s easier.  Wine is a symbol of the pleasures of this world.  By turning his back on any product of the grape vine, the Nazarite proclaimed his desire to love God more than the world.  It’s not that someone who loves God can’t enjoy any of the world’s pleasures.  We know that Jesus drank wine of some sort – but He wasn’t a Nazarite.  Why commit to putting aside the pleasures of the world to show our commitment to God?  To remind ourselves of what Jesus taught us about His kingdom: “My kingdom is not of this world.”  (John 18:36)

But does it seem a bit extreme that if your father died after you were committed as a Nazarite that you couldn’t attend the funeral?  The issue is that being around a dead body made one “ceremonially unclean” – unable to approach God in worship.  “He who touches the dead body of anyone shall be unclean…Whoever touches the body of anyone who has died, and does not purify himself, defiles the tabernacle of the Lord… ‘This is the law when a man dies in a tent: All who come into the tent and all who are in the tent shall be unclean…”. Numbers 19:11-14. The idea of uncleanness was to show that a worshipper must be free from sin to approach God, and the ultimate reminder of sin is physical death.  So a Nazarite was committed to not letting anything come between him and God – even those he loved.

Do we have Nazarites today?  No, but each of the commitments made by the Nazarite – not the outward signs but the REASON for the outward signs – are things each follower of Christ should be committed to today.  Living separated to God, not caring what the world thinks, not identifying with the world but the Kingdom, and not wanting anything to keep us from God – those are the vows of the Nazarite.  They sound a whole lot like how Jesus taught us we should live.  It all makes me wonder how I’d look with a ponytail?

Jacob